my emotional states

I recently signed up on an online dating site, and was taking some pictures of myself. After a bunch of smiley nice pictures, things went...terribly wrong.

Note that I have six of the seven deadly sins represented. I'm not sure what to do for envy. Any suggestions?

Here are the seven deadly sins as Harvey cartoons...

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Mischievious.
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Sad.
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Mad.
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Really mad.
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Confused.
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Disbelief.
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Grossed out.
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About to vomit.
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Strong.
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Tired.
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Lust.
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Greed.
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Pride.
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Gluttony.